carriesfirstperiod:

Harvest Moon is one of my favorite games because if you want to marry someone you keep giving them their favorite items over and over again like here’s your daily bowl of rainbow curry now marry me you piece of shit i dont even know what rainbow curry even is but youre gonna get it until your heart is red because once your heart is red i can give you a feather from some shitty bird and we have to get married

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

bryonycloud:

I do this every morning

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

rune-midgarts:

me
man-eatingcat:

theheartmaid:

ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH

NO

man-eatingcat:

theheartmaid:

ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH

NO

thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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